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Host: Yo, yo, yo, hold on to your pantyhose. The hostess with the mostest has got a toastess.
Bride: I just want to thank everybody for coming to share this day with us. I couldn't imagine being any happier than I am right now.
Guest: Wait till tonight, sweetheart.
Bride: I know it's a little unorthodox, but I'd also like to propose a toast...to Charlie Logan. Thank you, Charlie, for being my lucky charm. To Charlie!
Guests: To Charlie. To Charlie.
Woman: So, you're that Charlie?
Chuck: What Charlie?
Woman: You know, Charlie, the... the dentist.
Cam: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, no. Are you okay?
Guest: That's horrible. I'm all right.
Cam: I didn't... I didn't mean to. Sorry about that. Oh, jeez.
Chuck: Here you go.
Cam: Thanks.
Chuck: Sure.
Cam: Oh. There I am.
Chuck: Join us.
Cam: So, what did I miss?
Chuck: Not much. Same old... I do, I do. "You may kiss the bride." White cake with raspberry filling, and the doves being released, but the doves refuse to leave.
Cam: I'm Cam. I went to college with the bride.
Chuck: I'm Charlie. I used to date the bride.
Cam: Me, too. Well, no. I mean, it was a one-time-only experimental thing, sophomore year. We were young. And drunk.
Chuck: Is this person being dipped in acid? Waiter, could we have some chloroform for the singer? What are you going to sing? I'm thinking about doing Bon Jovi "Livin' On a Prayer."
Cam: Really? That's the one I was going to do.
Chuck: Oh, really?
Cam: No.
Chuck: So, Cam, what do you do?
Cam: I run the Penguin Habitat at Aqua World.
Chuck: Seriously, what do you do?
Cam: Seriously?
Chuck: Yeah.
Cam: I'm a serial killer. My passion is killing people I meet at weddings. What do you do?
Chuck: FBI. You're under arrest. Your run is over, Miss "Wexler," if that's your real name. Actually, I am a dentist.
Cam: You're a dentist? You'll love me. Perfect teeth. No cavities. Want to see?
Chuck: Oh, my! My legs!
Cam: I'm sorry. Water! Oh, no! I'm sorry. I'll just get in there and...
