Baby earthworm: Mom, I'd like to play badminton today. I'll cut myself into two pieces.

妈妈，我今天很想去打羽毛球。我把自己切成两段就可以打羽毛球了。

Mom: OK, Then I'll cut myself into four pieces to play Mahjong.

好吧，那么我把自己切成四段，打麻将去好了。

Dad: Help!

救命啊!

Mom: Oh, God! Why did you cut yourself into mince?

天啊，你干嘛把自己切成肉末?

Dad: I want to play football very much.

我非常想踢足球。