丈夫: Baby, tonight I'll boil crabs for you.

宝贝，今天晚上给你煮螃蟹吃。

妻子: OK, I like crabs very much.

好呀，我喜欢吃螃蟹。

丈夫: Baby, are we too cruel to boil the live ones? Look, they are struggling in the boiling water.

宝贝，我们把它们活活煮死，是不是太残忍了?看，它们还在开水里挣扎着呢。

丈夫: Just hide behind me.

躲在我身后吧。

妻子: Sweet heart, did you add salt?

亲爱的，你放盐了吗?

丈夫: …I thought you were scared!

……我还以为你害怕了!