Jessie: He is definitely something!

这家伙真是了不起!

Carl: Who? He’d better be a real man.

谁啊?最好真是个厉害的家伙。

Jessie: There is a conductor somewhere in Chongqing. He sells tickets like the Spiderman.

在重庆的某个地方有个公交车售票员。他像蜘蛛侠一样卖票。

Carl: How did he do that? You are sure this picture has been photo shopped?

他怎么做到的?你确定这照片没有被PS过?

Jessie: I don’t care! Maybe someone did it just for fun! Relax, Carl!

我不在乎!可能只是有人做的，觉得好玩儿而已。放松点儿，卡尔。

Carl: I do, Jess. What do you mean?

我很放松。你什么意思啊?

Jessie: You have been moody recently.

最近你情绪很大。

Carl: Really? Isn’t it true that only girls have PMS?

是吗?我以为只有女人才会有经前综合症。

Jessie: See? You started it again!

看吧，你又开始了。

Carl: I’m teasing you. Didn’t you see that it was a metaphor?

我逗你玩儿呢。我只是打个比方而已。