Tom: Do you know who's Li Zhengjiang?

你知道李正江是谁吗?

Jerry: Sorry, I only know Li Shuangjiang.

真抱歉，我只知道李双江老师。

Tom: Haven't you heardof the sentence, "Be a man as the happy sheep, and marry a man as Li Zhengjiang"?

没听过“做人要做喜羊羊，嫁人要嫁李正江”吗?

Jerry: I know the cartoon movie Happy sheep and Gray wolf, while, I have never heard of Li Zhengjiang.

我知道喜羊羊和灰太狼，这个李正江真的没听过。

Tom: Oh, I'll tell you, one day, there emerged several AD board, and the advertising slogans are very shocking.

是这样的，成都市中心有天突然出现几块很大的广告牌，上面的广告语非常雷人。

Jerry: So Li Zhengjiang invested in the advertising?

是这个李正江做的广告吗?

Tom: Yes, it saids, "Li Zhengjiang, you are the happiest big"

是的，广告语写的是“李正江，你是最幸福的猪!

Jerry: It is OK, and a little impressive.

还好啊，蛮感人的。

Tom: While, what about "You are my honey captive, and I am your super Queen"?

那，“你是俺鱼肉俺是你皇后”呢?

Jerry: It is shocking enough.

这句够雷人的了。