大嘴: Did you register for marriage ?

　　你昨天登记结婚了?

　　脸盆: Yeah ,so strange .

　　是啊，感觉很奇怪啊。

　　大嘴: What did your wife say after registering ?

　　你老婆领证后说的第一句话是什么?

　　脸盆: She unexpectedly said in a mandatory voice “Mustn’t give your salary to your mother from this month ”。

　　她竟然用命令的口气说:“从这个月开始，你的工资别再交给你妈了″。

　　大嘴: Wife and girlfriend are differernt indeed.

　　老婆和女朋友就是不同啊。

　　脸盆: The more severe thing was that she said resolutely “Let’s walk home ,thus we can save money ”。

　　更可气的是她又坚决地说:“我们走路回家吧，这样省钱″。

　　大嘴: Your wife is so thrifty .

　　你老婆这是持家有道。

　　脸盆: And something more ridiculous .

　　还有更荒谬的呢。

　　大嘴: What else ?

　　还说什么了?

　　脸盆: She threw the red certification to her bag and said rudely “It is so expensive to register for marriage ” 。

　　她一把将红本本扔进包里，粗鲁地说“办个结婚证也真是太贵了” 。