青青：胡子，照片上这位是谁?

胡子：我老婆。

青青：唉!一朵鲜花插在了牛粪上!

胡子：你不想活了?

青青：Hu zi, who is this in the photo?

胡子：My wife.

青青：Wow...Insert a flower into a shit.

胡子：You want me to give you a lesson?