搞笑的爸爸们

If it were my choice, I would stack every shelf in dads’ homes with prizes and awards. Emmys, Oscars, Nobels, Pulitzers, Bookers, Grammys, it doesn’t matter, really, just give the medals and prize cups to the ones who keep nailing the fathering task like it's no big deal.

如果是我的选择，我会在爸爸家里的每个架子上放上奖品。艾美奖、奥斯卡奖、诺贝尔奖、普利策奖、布克奖、格莱美奖，这些都不重要，真的，把这些奖牌和奖杯给那些把养育孩子当成一件小事的人就行了。

Bored Panda has compiled a tribute to dads being dads, which basically means dads being the coolest beings out there.

Bored Panda网站为“做爸爸的人”编撰了一篇文章，基本上意思就是爸爸是最酷的人。

#1 When Your Daughter Wants You To Join In Her Mermaid Photoshoot You Do Not Tell Her No

当你的女儿想要你加入她的美人鱼摄影时，你不要拒绝她

#2 My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

我儿子今天是第一天上学。我处理得很好

#3 My Dad Recently Got A 3D Printer And Made A Stool Sample For His Doctor

我爸爸最近买了一台3D打印机，给他的医生做了一个粪便样本

#4 Daddio Is A Savage

爸爸是个原始人

#5 My Dad Was The Only One At The Office Today, So He Made This Picture And Sent It To My Family

今天办公室里只有我爸爸，所以他拍了这张照片寄给了我的家人

#6 When You Just Want To Play Your Guitar But Your Dad Is That Guy From Pink Floyd

当你只想弹吉他，但你爸爸是平克·弗洛伊德乐队的那个人

#7 My Parents Just Got Internet (Bialet Massé) And My Dad Is Already Showing Videos To The Neighbors

我父母刚学会上网，我爸已经开始给邻居们看录像了

#8 My Dad Has Just Figured Out How To Use The Front Camera. This Is The First Picture He Sent

我爸爸刚刚学会如何使用前置摄像头。这是他寄来的第一张照片

#9 My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor Over It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

我妻子不想把我们刚出生的儿子的脸发到社交媒体上，所以她让我审查一下。不用说，我不会再被要求那样做了

#10 My Dad “Trying Out The Plot He Just Purchased”

我爸爸"在试他刚买的土地"

图片来源：Inga Korolkovaite