熨衣服失败的案例，人们不得不在网上分享

Don’t tell me you didn’t read the care label before ironing that damn silk blouse. ‘Cause neither did I. I cut it off as soon as I bought the shirt, and entrusted its destiny to my own rational mind and its power of calculated decisions.

别告诉我你在熨那件该死的丝质衬衫之前没看过护理标签。因为我也不知道，我一买了这件衬衫就把它剪了下来，把它的命运托付给了我理性的头脑和它深思熟虑的力量。

Asking what went wrong and at what point would be an understatement. Ironing fails are not for the faint-hearted, so be sure to arm yourself with the ability to laugh at yourself. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and, indeed, most painful cases of ironing gone wrong.

问出了什么问题，在什么时候出了问题，这是保守的说法。熨烫失败的衣服不适合胆小的人，所以一定要拥有自嘲的能力。Bored Panda网站整理了一份清单，列出了最有趣、同时也是最让人痛苦的熨衣服出错案例。

It serves as a tribute to all the people out there who thought they were going to take back control of their lives by getting that iron heated up on questionable materials and surfaces.

这是对所有那些认为他们可以通过在有问题的材料和表面上加热铁来重新控制自己生活的人的一种敬意。

#1 My Friend Has An Ironing Board That's Haunted By The Ghost Of Jaws

我朋友的熨衣板被大白鲨幽灵缠住了

#2 My Mother's Pressing Iron Fell Onto Our Synthetic Carpet And Left A Perfect Mold

我妈妈的熨斗掉在我们的合成地毯上，留下了一个完美的模具

#3 I Guess It Happened On Monday

我猜是星期一发生的

#4 My Poor Girlfriend Wakes Up To Her Laptop With A Hot Iron On Top Of It

我可怜的女朋友醒来后发现她的笔记本电脑上放着一个热熨斗

#5 Well... Crap

啊，糟糕

#6 After Investigating A Complaint (Smell), They Found That Guests Got High And Were Using The Hotel's Iron To Cook Dry-Rubbed Steaks

在调查了一份投诉(气味)后，他们发现客人们情绪高涨，用酒店的熨斗干烤牛排

#7 A Piece Of Furniture My Great Granny Used For Ironing

一件我曾祖母用来熨衣服的家具

#8 Girlfriend Turned The New Iron On Without Checking The Bottom. She Turned It Into A Boiling Plastic Spreader

女友没检查熨斗底部就打开了新熨斗。她把它变成了一个沸腾的塑料散布器

#9 My Steam Iron Wasn't Working Properly So I Decided To Run It With Vinegar, Thinking It Might Be Related To Calcium Deposits... Guess I Was Right

我的蒸汽熨斗不能正常工作，所以我决定用醋运行它，我认为这可能与钙沉积有关……我想我是对的

#10 Oops. Someone Left The Iron On For Too Long

哦，有人让熨斗开得太久了

图片来源：Akvile Petraityte