这个网络社区分享的悲惨的头发事故

“Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! People can't see me like this. My own mother won't recognize me.” Chances are, nearly all of us have felt like this after a horrendous haircut. Whether by the will of a newbie/hungover/angry hairstylist or by your own clumsy hands at home, you've ended up massacring your hairdo. And now you can't leave home out of shame. (Which is kind of alright what with the global pandemic, lockdowns, and all.)

“哦,不。不，不，不，不!人们不能这样看我。我的妈妈都认不出我了。“很有可能，几乎所有人在剪完一个可怕的发型后都有过这种感觉。”无论是出于新手的意愿、宿醉的心情、生气的发型师的意愿，还是因为你在家里笨手笨脚，你最终都毁掉了自己的发型。现在你不能因为羞愧就离开家。(在全球大流行、封锁等情况下，这还算可以。)

There's a hilarious subreddit called ‘Just Eff My Crap Up' (paraphrasing their name a bit; can you guess what their real name is?) that collects the most unfortunate, badly done haircuts on the net. Check out some of the best examples of what not to do to your hair below and remember to upvote the pics that made your hair follicles tingle as you scroll down.

有一个搞笑的版块叫“Just Eff My Crap Up”(把他们的名字改了一下;你能猜出他们的真名吗?)他们收集网上最不幸、做得最糟糕的发型。下面是一些不要做的发型的最好的例子，记得给那些让你的毛囊感到刺痛的图片投上一票。

Getting a bad haircut is easy enough. But we wanted to learn what it takes to create a great haircut both at home and by the hands of a capable barber, so we reached out to Giuliano Dore, co-founder of 'Get Groomed.' "The main difference between avant-garde and plain bad for a haircut is the focus on details and the whole idea behind the haircut. You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told Bored Panda. Read on for the full interview.

剪个糟糕的发型很容易。但我们想要学习如何在家里和理发师的手把手下剪出一个完美的发型，所以我们找到了“美发”网站的联合创始人朱利亚诺·多尔。前卫发型和普通发型的主要区别在于对细节的关注和发型背后的整体理念。你可能会认为这种碗状发型永远不会成为时尚。错了。这一切都发生了，多亏了那些极具天赋的发型师，我们看到了很多“潮人”。这一切都是关于图案、对称和(有时)可控的不对称。如果我看到零零碎碎的头发、有洞或者发际线，我会往最坏的方面想。”请继续阅读完整的采访。

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图片来源：Jonas Grinevičius