听力课堂网 Lesson 22:
April Fools'"Today is April first,"says Jenny.
"Do you know what that means,Brian?
It's April Fools'Day!""Yes,I know,"says Brian.
"I love April Fools'."Let's play a joke on someone today.
How about Danny?"Let's tell Danny that the bear got out of the zoo," says Brian.
"Let's say that the bear has come to our neighbourhood!""There's Danny now.
Let's see what he does,"says Jenny.
"Hi,Danny!Did you hear the news?" asks Brian."
The bear woke up. He got out of the zoo!
We heard it on the radio."
"His cage was open," says Jenny.
"Now he's in our neighbourhood.
The man on the radio said that the bear looked hungry."
"Why would the bear come here?What does he want?"
"Remember what you said on Saturday,Danny?"says Brian.
"You told the bear to wake up.You said you would give him donuts."
"I think you have a new pet,Danny,"laughs Jenny.
"You have a pet bear!" "But I don't have any donuts today,"says Danny.
"He will be mad! Maybe he will eat me!"
Danny jumps up and down."Run,everyone!" he says.
"There's a fierce bear coming!Protect yourselves!"
Hey!Wait a minute! Why are you laughing? You're joking,aren't you?
We tricked you,Danny! April Fools'!
