今天我们一起来谈谈那些我们曾经做过的很糗，很囧的事情

butt dial - 屁股拨号，说白了就是不小心坐在手机上后乱拨，误打电话

A: Hello? .... Hello?... Baijie, are you there??

喂?。。喂?。。白洁，你在么?

A: Hello Baijie? Hello.... Dude, I said helloooo?

喂白洁?喂?。。我说有人么?!

A: 白洁, did you call me twice last night?

白洁，你昨晚是给我打了两个电话么?

B: Oh no! So sorry. I must've butt dialed you! This is so awkward.

哎呀，不好意思。我肯定是不小心坐在手机上后误打给你了。太丢人了太丢人了。

A: It's fine. Your butt was very pleasant to talk to. Haha.

没事啦。和你屁股聊天非常愉快。哈哈哈。

Your fly is open - 你裤子拉链没拉上!

This one time in high school, I was doing a presentation in class but everyone was laughing and I didn't know why.

上高中的时候有一次，我在全班面前做报告，但他们都在笑，我也不知道为什么。

Then my teacher told me quietly that my fly was open. It was so embarrassing.

然后我老师悄悄告诉我，是我裤子拉链没拉上。唉，太丢人了。

thingamajig - 就那个，那个东西

有时候脑子一下子想不起来某个物体叫什么的时候就可以用thingamajig来指代

what's-his/her-face - 就那谁, 就那个叫什么的

记得某人的长相但实在想不起来他叫什么的时候就可以用what's-his-face­来代替

B: 白洁 what you looking for?

白洁你找什么呢?

A: Um...I'm looking for my...um...you know, that thingamajig.

嗯，我在找我的那个。。你知道的。。就那个东西。

B: What thingamajig?

什么玩意儿?

A: You know, this!

你知道的嘛，就这个!

B: Ohh, your keys. Where you going?

哦，你的钥匙。你要去哪儿呢?

A: I'm going out with...um... what's-her-face.

我要和那谁出去。

B: Who?

A：You know, what's-her-face, my friend, tall, brunette.

你知道的啊，就那个，我朋友，高个子，棕色头发

B: Oh Melissa. Got it.

哦!Melissa嘛。知道了。