I went on a date with David 5 days ago and he hasn't texted me since.

我5天前和David约会，之后他一直没给我发信息。

OMG! What a jerk.天啊，真是个蠢人!

idiot 笨蛋, 傻瓜

I'm not an idiot. I know what's going on here...

我不傻，我知道是怎么回事。

What do you mean? 什么意思?

fool 笨蛋, 傻瓜

What are you talking about!? He'd be a fool to NOT be into you!

你说什么啊，如果他对你不感兴趣，他绝对是个笨蛋!