Message from Starfleet, Captain... Throughout the inanimate vastness of space... 来自宽广无限外太空的信息

　　Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah! 就像天堂访客，哈里路亚

　　What are you, like, an alien or something? 你是外星人或异形吗？

　　Visitors from heaven? What... 天堂访客？

　　Any more questions you want to ask? 你们还想问什么？

　　He wants us to get in the car. 我想他要我们上车

　　And go where? 然后去哪里？

　　Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, 50年后，等你老了

　　don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? 不缓后悔没胆上车吗？

　　I know. 是啊

　　I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving. 我才不要，它在开车耶

　　Why don't you go sit in that seat, there? 你为什么不坐过去？

　　Yeah. 嗯

　　You're right. 你说的对

　　- Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. - Why? 你可以坐在我大腿上为什么？

　　Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first. 只有一条安全带，安全第一

　　- Yeah. - Okay. 好了

　　There, see? That's better. 瞧，好多了吧

　　- Okay. - Okay.

　　You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move. 用安全带这招泡妞挺聪明的

　　Thank you. 多谢夸奖

　　You know what I don't understand? 有一件事我不懂

　　Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot, 如果它是超级先进机器人

　　does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro? 为什么要变成这辆破车？

　　Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See? 这下可好了，你说错话了

　　Whoa! Whoa! 哇！哇！

　　Great, now... See? 你看吧

　　Move it, you moron! 让开，猪头！

　　Fantastic. 太好了

　　Now you pissed him off. 你把它惹毛了

　　That car is sensitive. 那辆车很敏感

　　I mean, $4000 just drove off. 四千块钱买的车就这么跑了

　　What? 怎么会？

　　“整修期间，展馆暂停对外开放”

　　This is you... 这是你…

　　Oh, my God! 天啊

　　“我的牙牙”

　　Come on, let's go. 我没见过这么酷的景象

　　This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! 到处都在爆炸

　　This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. I swear to God! 绝对比“世界末日”好看一百倍

　　Fire, fire, fire, fire! 到处都起火，然后砰！

　　Whoa! Sweet! 哇塞，帅呆了

　　'cause he is so boned! 不然他的麻烦可大了

　　Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance, 这家店东最好有保陨石险

　　What is that? 那是什么？

　　There's something in the tree, dude. 树上有东西

　　No, there's something in the thing by the tree! 在树旁边！

　　Could you guys just give me a space rock? 可以给我一块陨石吗？