1--There really is no place like home even after a vacation.

2--Um honey, did you tell the neighbor to water the plants?
 
1--I thought you did.
 
2--What about the mail, did you tell the neighbor to pick that up?
 
1--So I have to do everything around here?
 
2--What about the cat?
 
1--What about the cat?
 
2--Did you get the neighbor to feed the cat while we were gone?
 
1--Cats are pretty good at taking care of themselves.
 
2--I can't believe you!
 
1--At least no one broke into the house while we were gone.
 
2--Thank goodness for the small miracle.
 
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注解：
 
1.vacation假期
2.themselves他们自己
3.miracle奇迹
 
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译文：
 
1--即便假期过后我也觉得没有什么地方比家更好了。
2--嗯亲爱的,你告诉你的邻居给植物浇水了吗?
1--我以为你告诉了。
2--那邮件呢,你告诉邻居去取邮件了吗?
1--所以我要负责这里的一切吗？
2--猫咪呢？
1--猫咪？
2--你告诉邻居我们不在的时候请他帮忙照顾猫咪了吗？
1--猫咪很会照顾它们自己。
2--我不会相信你的！
1--至少在我们不在期间不会有人破门而入的。
2--真是这样就谢天谢地了。