2--Uh oh! It sounds like you are going to break up with me or are pregnant.

1--Funny you should mention that.

2--Wait! You are pregnant?

1--No dummy. I think we need to take a break.

2--A break from what?

1--A break from seeing each other.

2--So, are you breaking up with me?

1--Yeah, I'm sorry. This just isn't working out.

2--Are you going to give me the "it's not you"?

1--No, because it actually is you.

2--At least you're honest.

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注解：
 
1.pregnant怀孕的
2.mention提到
3.dummy假的

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译文：

1--我们需要谈谈。

2--嗯，哦！听起来像是你要和我分手或者你怀孕了。

1--你会提到这个真有趣。

2--等等！你怀孕了吗？

1--不是。我想我们需要休息一下。

2--休息什么？

1--不再看见彼此。

2--所以，你是要和我分手吗？

1--是的，对不起。这不在计划之内。

2--你要跟我说“不是你”吗？

1--不是，因为其实就是你。

2--至少你是诚实的。