Vera:That was uncalled for. You owe me an apology!

Alvaro:Chill out. It was a joke!

Vera:It wasn’t funny and it crossed the line.

Alvaro:Why are you freaking out? Get over it. I was just joking.

Vera:You really hurt my feelings.

Alvaro:For God’s sake, I didn’t mean it. I take it back, okay?

Vera:You do?

Alvaro:Yes, I do.

Vera:And you’re sorry? You really regret what you said?

Alvaro:I’m sorry you heard my joke.

Vera:That’s not a real apology. You owe me a real apology. What you said was cruel.

Alvaro:I made a joke about you being over the hill. You’re clearly not over the hill, so it was clearly a joke. Okay?

Vera:Do you really think I’m old?

Alvaro:No, I don’t. But you know what you’re doing to me right now? You’re taking years off my life!