Julia:I know. I’m divvying up the candy right now. Just hold your horses.
Benny:I want to do it. I want to make sure I get my fair share.
Julia:I called dibs on dividing up the candy, remember? You snooze you lose.
Benny:That’s not fair! I wasn’t here when Mom came home.
Julia:Bummer for you. Okay, I’m done. Here’s your share and here’s mine.
Benny:Hey, the two piles aren’t equal. You definitely got the lion’s share. You do that to me every time. That’s not fair!
Julia:What are you going to do about it?
Benny:I’m going to tell!
Julia:You’re such a baby. Okay, if you don’t run to Mom, I’ll let you call shotgun the next time we go anywhere in the car.
Benny:You will? You promise?
Julia:I cross my heart and hope to die. Okay?
Benny:All right, but I still want my fair share of the candy.
Julia:Okay, I’ve evened out the piles. Satisfied?
Benny:Yeah. And can I do the divvying up next time?
Julia:Don’t push your luck!
