男人制定的规则

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

如果男人们能够重写“规则”

Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago isinadmissible in an argument. All comments becomenull and void after seven days.

规则一 吵架中，我们几个月以前说过的话是不能作为证据的。我们说过的所有的话在7天后就无效。

Rule 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makesyou sad or angry, we meant the other way.

规则二 如果我们说的话有两种理解方式，而且其中的一种会让你们难过或生气，我们的话想表达的意思就是另外那种。

Rule 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmoquizzes together.

规则三 一起做《时尚》杂志上那些愚蠢的字谜游戏，既不是你们最大的乐趣也不是我们的。

Rule 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.

规则四 你们可以或者让我们做什么事或者告诉我们你们想要这件事怎样做——不要两样都说。

Rule 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or thime-outs.

规则五 只要有可能，请在播放广告期间或中场休息时说你们一定要说的话。

Rule 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

规则六 克里斯托弗·哥伦布不需要人指路，我们也一样。

Rule 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This isour exit" is not necessary.

规则七 当我们已经转方向盘，把车开上坡道时，你就没必要说“这是出口”了。