Ed turned on the TV. He saw a candy commercial. It said, "Pure Hershey's." He changed the channel. He saw a network commercial. It said, "TNT—We Know Drama." He changed the channel. He saw a lottery commercial. It said, "Hey, You Never Know." He changed the channel. He saw an insurance commercial. It said, "State Farm—Get to a Better State." He changed the channel. He saw a coffee commercial. It said, "Maxwell House—Good to the Last Drop." He changed the channel. He saw a laundry soap commercial. It said, "It's All Good." He changed the channel. He saw a tire commercial. It said, "Michelin—A Better Way Forward." He changed the channel. He saw a clothing commercial. It said, "Free Country—Live In It." He changed the channel. He saw a bug commercial. It said, "d-Con—Get Out!" Ed turned off the TV. He opened a magazine.