A:John, my father isn't there at all. Are you kidding?

A:约翰，我爸爸根本不在那儿。你不是开玩笑吧?

B:Poor fellow! What's the date today, buddy?

B:可怜的家伙!哥们儿，今天是几号?

A:It's... OH, it's the first of April, April Fools' Day.

A:是……哎呀，4月1日，愚人节!

B:You forgot all about it, didn't you?

B:你全给忘了，是不是?