烦人的橙子又造孽了,意大利面模仿嘎嘎小姐(Lady Ga Ga)的样子和橙子说话,并唱起改编过的罗曼死(Bad Romance),不过时尚的意大利面小姐真的说出了Gaga的心声。女神面面在忍无可忍的情况下祈求解脱,最后真的就牺牲了,这个故事告诉我们,无论生活中有几多磨难,还是活着最好,活着才有希望。为女神面面默哀。
烦人的橙子:Lady Pasta(女神面面)英语字幕
烦人的橙子: Orange, Orange, Orange (singing) Whoa! Don't you look fancy?
女神面面:I am Lady Pasta.
烦人的橙子: Oh, I've heard of you!
女神面面:Tell me something I don't know.
烦人的橙子: So, why are you dressed like that?
女神面面:Like what?
烦人的橙子: Like a crazy person?
Lady Pasta. I'm an artist. Why should I be labelled as just spaghetti when I come with so many other things?
烦人的橙子: I made some macaroni art in camp once! Wanna see it?
女神面面:Not really.
烦人的橙子: See? It's a photo of me. That means I'm an artist, too! (Laughing)
女神面面:I don't think so. I take my art and music to the extreme. It exudes raw passion and thought. When I sing, it means something.
烦人的橙子: What?
女神面面:Fine. I'll show you what I mean.
Main 2
Pa-pa-pa-pasta
Roma to-may-tah
Garlic-oh-la-la
I'm so delicious
Forget spaghetti
I want linguine
Give me fusilli, penne or ziti
Ravioli
Gnocchi or tortellini
Fettucine alfredo
Angel hair al pesto
And top it off with some chicken parm
Just boil me and stir me once in a while as you heat up some sauce in a pan
Or don't add sauce
A-Add butter instead
You can eat me completely bland
You can eat me strand by strand
I won't tell if your sauce is canned
Pa-pa-pa-pasta
Roma-to-may-tah
Garlic-oo-la-la
I'm so delicious
Main 3
烦人的橙子: Uh..............You stuttered a lot.
女神面面:No, that's just the way I sing.
烦人的橙子: Is that because you've got pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face? (laughter)
女神面面:You're not funny.
烦人的橙子: Come on! I'm just being fa-silly. (laughter) Hey! Hey, Lady Pasta! I wrote a song, too! Wanna hear it?
女神面面:No.
烦人的橙子: (singing) Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange O-Orange Orange Orange.
女神面面:Stop.
烦人的橙子: (singing again)
女神面面:Please stop.
烦人的橙子: (singing better).
女神面面:Seriously, dude, stop.
烦人的橙子: (singing faster)
女神面面:Somebody, please, put me out of my misery.
烦人的橙子: (singing even faster)
Lasty Pasta: No! It was a figure of spe-(screaming and then bubbling)
烦人的橙子: Whoa! Lady Pasta, you've got bu-bu-bu-bu-burnt-face! (laughter) Ouch!