Amy: Did you hear Nora’s off to Korea?

Bill: why is she going to Korea?

Amy: She is having some cosmetic surgery.

Bill: I’m floored! I thought she was beautiful already.

Amy: I know what you mean. She’s having her nose fixed.

Bill: Was it broken?

Amy: No, stupid, she’s having it made smaller.

Bill: If she wasn’t beautiful already, I could understand getting surgery. But she already has a nice nose.

Amy: But not a fashionable one. She’s also having her teeth straighten. She wants to have a perfect smile.

Bill: What for?

Amy: She believes a better physical appearance will improve her chance of getting a good job.

Bill: We won’t even recognize her when she gets back.