236. Who the hell are you

W: You shouldn't use other's computer.

M: Who the hell are you?

W: I am just kind enough to remind you.

M: Please don't quarrel, you two.

W: Who the hell are you?

M: Sorry for being nosy then!

237. Why are you getting fat

W: How have you gained weight in the few days since I've seen you?

M: Maybe I ate too much.

W: I think you look good when you are slim.

W: Don't you see I am a little changed?

M: Why are you getting fat?

W: I am pregnant