Excuse me.

Are you waiting to buy concert tickets?

Yes, I am.

So are all these people in front of me.

Have you been here long?

About 45 minutes.

I've moved forward a total of about three feet in that time.

You're kidding!Not at all.

There was a couple up ahead of me who got so disgusted and they finally gave up and left.

They said they'd been waiting for more than an hour.

Terrific.

Does anyone know what's causing the delay?