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0:00:02.20,	So we're going to Santa Barbara to pick up the bassinet.	我们要去圣巴巴拉拿摇篮车
0:00:04.78,	Or we can save five hours	或者我们省下5个小时
0:00:06.26,	and go around the corner to baby town.	直接去拐角处的婴儿市场
0:00:07.91,	What are you doing all day?	你今天要干嘛
0:00:08.98,	- Jay! - It's fine, mom.	杰-没关系的 妈妈
0:00:10.63,	No, it's not fine. Today's Manny's birthday.	怎么没关系 今天是曼尼的生日
0:00:12.90,	Aw, jeez. I'm sorry, kid.	呀 孩子 真是抱歉
0:00:14.52,	Don't worry. Reuben's family's taking me for a birthday lunch.	别担心 罗本一家要带我去吃生日午餐
0:00:17.49,	You see? Even the Reubens remembered.	你看 连罗本一家都记得
0:00:20.08,	We'll be back at 6:00,	我们会在6点回来
0:00:21.27,	and we're taking you to a special birthday dinner. Okay?	然后带你去吃特别生日晚餐 好不好
0:00:24.09,	- We are? - Jay!	真要吗-杰
0:00:25.46,	I'm sorry, kid.	抱歉 孩子
0:00:26.94,	I wasn't sorry. It was a setup.	我并不抱歉 那只是障眼法
0:00:29.16,	We're throwing him a big surprise birthday party.	我们要给他办一个大型惊喜生日派对
0:00:32.00,	And he totally fell for it, the little jerk.	他竟然完全信了 那个小兔崽子
0:00:34.88,	I mean, that's the whole point of a surprise party.	那正是惊喜派对的意义所在嘛
0:00:37.76,	You take someone who you really love	你把自己真心爱的一个人
0:00:39.49,	and you play 'em like a fool.	当傻子一样耍
0:00:41.00,	That's not the whole point of all this.	那才不是我们这样做的全部意义
0:00:43.32,	Manny has been feeling a little bit neglected,	曼尼感觉自己有点受冷落
0:00:45.46,	and I wanted to give him the most special day.	所以我想给他一个最特别的日子
0:00:48.67,	This is the last birthday	我们三个人单独庆生
0:00:49.83,	that it's only going to be the three of us.	也就这最后一次了
0:00:51.74,	I can't wait to see the little dope's face.	我迫不及待想看到小宝贝了
0:00:55.33,	...And then that smug Carol Chu was all,	然后那个自以为是的卡萝·曲就开始咆哮
0:00:56.93,	You can't dig without an environment impact study.	没有环境影响报告是不能挖的
0:00:58.97,	And then I was like, "Bam!"	然后我"嘭"地一下
0:01:00.14,	and then I slapped the study onto Charlie's desk,	把报告甩在了查理的桌子上
0:01:01.67,	and Carol was like, "But--but--but--"	卡萝就在那里 "但 但 但是"
0:01:03.61,	and then I was like, "Chu on that!"	然后我就说 "去"你妈的
0:01:05.51,	You said that?	你那么说了吗
0:01:06.24,	Well, not with my mouth. With my eyes and my swivel.	没用嘴说 用我的眼神和潇洒的转体
0:01:09.75,	So how was your day at work?	你呢 今天工作怎样
0:01:11.62,	Oh, you know, fine.	就那样 还行
0:01:14.17,	Yeah?	是吗
0:01:15.90,	I'm an idiot.	我真是个笨蛋
0:01:16.89,	I know Cam's been struggling since he went back to teaching.	我知道小卡自从回去教书就一直很挣扎
0:01:19.87,	The students, the faculty--	那些学生 那些教员
0:01:21.63,	None of it's clicking.	没一个好对付的
0:01:23.01,	The last thing he needed	他绝不会想听到
0:01:24.16,	was me going on about my latest work triumph.	我最近工作有多成功
0:01:27.21,	And then it got worse.	之后情况更糟糕了
0:01:29.36,	Come on, daddy. It's time for our wedding.	二爸 快过来 我们的婚礼要开始了
0:01:32.03,	- What's happening? - Oh, Lily and I are gettin' married.	什么情况-莉莉和我要结婚了
0:01:35.31,	Uh, what's happening?	什么情况
0:01:36.41,	When she proposed, I thought it was a little weird,	当她求婚的时候 我觉得有些诡异
0:01:38.28,	but then I read it's a phase that some girls go through.	但后来我查到有些女孩会经历这个阶段
0:01:40.92,	- So... - Oh, no, well, I just think it's the cutest thing ever.	所以-是 我只是觉得这超可爱
0:01:43.24,	Here, dad. I made you this ring.	给你 二爸 我为你做了这枚戒指
0:01:46.77,	Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute!	太太太太太可爱了
0:01:49.95,	Do you have a ring for me?	你有戒指要给我吗
0:01:51.27,	Well, Lily, it wouldn't be a wedding without a ring.	莉莉 没有戒指就不是婚礼了
0:01:55.15,	Yay. Loving this!	耶 好有爱啊
0:01:57.33,	Daddy, move.	大爸 走开
0:01:58.30,	Okay, I guess I'll just go sit on the groom's side.	好吧 我猜我要坐在新郎那边
0:02:00.53,	Oh, come on, Cam. It's fun.	得了 小卡 好玩而已
0:02:02.63,	Oh, it's fun. It's--it's super fun!	好玩 真是超好玩啊
0:02:05.33,	You finally got married! Hooray!	你终于结婚了 万岁
0:02:08.43,	- Oh! - Are you okay, sweetie?	嗷-你还好吧 宝贝儿
0:02:09.95,	What do you think?!	你觉得呢
0:02:22.99,	第四季 第十二集
0:02:25.83,	This is very rare indeed.	真是百年难见的奇景啊
0:02:28.24,	Geekus nerdipithicus in its natural habitat.	奇葩书呆子回归自然本性
0:02:31.67,	- Alone as usual. - Mine.	一如既往地独自一人-我的摄像机
0:02:34.29,	Hey, give it back.	嘿 拿回来
0:02:35.43,	Gloria asked me to record Manny's birthday. Mom!	歌洛莉亚叫我给曼尼的生日会录像 妈
0:02:37.94,	Alex, give it back To your brot--	艾丽克斯 还给你弟
0:02:40.25,	Mm, sorry. I tried to care.	算了 我实在懒得管
0:02:41.92,	This is everything I made at the boutique last week.	这是我上周在时装店赚的所有钱了
0:02:44.10,	I'm not gonna have any money left for me.	你全拿去 我就什么都没了
0:02:45.74,	Should've thought of that before you got thrown out of school.	你在被学校开除之前就该想到这点
0:02:48.02,	You live here, you pay rent.	你住在这里 就得交租
0:02:49.32,	You used to be fun.	你以前可是个老好人
0:02:50.29,	You used to be--what? Oh, yeah, at college.	以前 是吗 上大学的时候
0:02:52.77,	Uh, hang on. Wait.	等等
0:02:54.03,	Gloria says that we are surprising Manny 6:00 tonight,	歌洛莉亚说今晚6点要给曼尼一个惊喜
0:02:56.85,	but she wants us there at 4:00,	但她要我们4点就到那
0:02:57.81,	which means she's expecting us to do the setup.	就是说她要我们来布场
0:02:59.93,	I say we leave here around 5:00.	我说我们5点走
0:03:01.03,	Great.	好的
0:03:03.32,	That's Kenny from work.	是我同事肯尼
0:03:04.34,	Oh, I'll get it.	我去开
0:03:05.93,	We're going to a street fair,	我们要去集市
0:03:07.05,	so we'll just meet you guys at the party.	所以我们派对上见
0:03:08.53,	Oh. You've been spending a lot of time	你和这个新同事肯尼
0:03:10.18,	- with this Kenny from work. - Stop it right now.	最近老是黏在一起嘛-打住
0:03:12.03,	Is it gettin' romantic?	有开始暧昧吗
0:03:13.33,	N---Yeah...	没---是的吧
0:03:15.08,	Well...-Yeah.	其实嘛...-是的吧
0:03:19.04,	Mom, this is Kenny. And, dad, you already met.	妈 这是肯尼 爸 你们已经见过了
0:03:21.67,	Uh, yeah. First of all, Kenny, sick ponytail.	是哦 首先 肯尼 胡须真浓密啊
0:03:24.48,	Oh, thanks, man.	谢谢
0:03:25.81,	- Kenny designs jeans for our boutique. - Uh-huh.	肯尼给我们店设计牛仔裤-呵呵
0:03:28.00,	Oh! That reminds me. I got something for you.	提醒我了 给你带了东西
0:03:29.50,	What are you, a 32-34?	你穿多大的 32-34吗
0:03:31.12,	What are you, 36, 38?	你"多大" 36 38岁吗
0:03:32.61,	- What are you, in my mind? - Put 'em on your body.	你是我肚子里的蛔虫吗-穿上看看
0:03:34.82,	Will do. Will do.	好的 好的
0:03:35.76,	Phil, honey, d--uh--	菲尔 亲爱的
0:03:37.32,	Kenny is kind of a big deal.	肯尼可是个名人哦
0:03:39.96,	What does that fashion web site call you again?	那个时尚网站叫你什么来着
0:03:41.48,	a "Jean-ius." Spelled like "Jeans."	牛才 拼写和"牛仔"很像
0:03:44.38,	Mortifying.	真是愧不敢当
0:03:45.18,	[发音和摇滚巨星Rock Star相似]
0:03:45.18,	And a "Rack star." Ohh.	还有"衣架巨星"
0:03:47.59,	Hey, what was the headline again?	那个标题是什么来着
0:03:48.78,	[牛仔布:denim]
0:03:48.78,	Oh, yeah. "He's denim-ite."	对 "他是天命牛仔奇才"
0:03:50.66,	What an embarrassing week you've been having.	那你这周多尴尬呀
0:03:52.12,	Ooh. Yeah. Mm.	是呀
0:03:53.12,	I'm just trying to stay fresh creatively, you know,	我只是想保持鲜活的创造力
0:03:55.70,	made my bones in men's apparel,	把我的精髓融入男士服装里
0:03:57.14,	and now I'm working with these local boutiques...	现在我正和当地的这些精品店合作
0:03:59.52,	just trying to get into girls' jeans.	尝试涉猎女款牛仔
0:04:01.23,	- Phil! - There's no Phil here!	菲尔-菲尔已经不在了
0:04:03.12,	These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly.	这牛仔裤太合身了
0:04:05.00,	My name must be pantsarella.	我已经改名为"牛仔灰姑娘"
0:04:06.89,	Boom! Comfortable, right?	赞 舒服吧
0:04:08.83,	Like a diaper. Mm.	舒服得像尿布一样
0:04:10.41,	- Well, we should get going. - Oh, yeah.	我们该走了-是呀
0:04:12.61,	Um, but you wanted to say... Something.	但是...你想说点什么
0:04:14.14,	- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. - Okay.	-对 是的 是的 抱歉 -说
0:04:15.92,	Uh, listen...	听着
0:04:18.48,	You made it seem like you had jeans for both of us,	你弄得好像是给我们夫妻都送了牛仔裤
0:04:21.49,	And Claire hasn't gotten hers yet, so...	但是克莱尔没有拿到她的 所以...
0:04:24.32,	- I am so sorry. - Don't worry about it.	真是不好意思-别担心
0:04:26.66,	Here you go.	给
0:04:28.82,	- Enjoy. - Kenny, you're amazing.	要喜欢哦-肯尼 你太赞了
0:04:30.42,	- No, man. - Have fun.	不是-玩得开心
0:04:31.39,	You're amazing.	你才是真的赞
0:04:34.13,	I love him.	我真喜欢他
0:04:36.01,	Phil!	菲尔
0:04:36.73,	- You think he likes me? - Phil!	你觉得他喜欢我吗-菲尔
0:04:38.41,	That is a date. They're going on a date.	那是个约会 他们要去约会
0:04:40.74,	What? He's practically my age.	什么 他几乎跟我同岁了
0:04:42.28,	Okay. Uh, yeah, right, right.	是的 对 对 对得很
0:04:43.63,	And what middle-aged guy would be interested	什么样的中年男人会对一个
0:04:45.47,	in a young, attractive, newly legal woman?	年轻 漂亮 刚成年的女人感兴趣呢
0:04:48.48,	Oh, that's right! All of them.	对了 所有中年男人都那样
0:04:49.69,	That's not true. I wouldn't.	不对 我就是个例外
0:04:51.13,	Really?	真的吗
0:04:52.12,	Hermione Granger?	赫敏·格兰杰不是吗
0:04:54.07,	What?-Mm-hmm.	什么-嗯哼
0:04:55.93,	I'm just a "Harry Potter" Fan.	我只是个"哈利波特"迷而已
0:04:57.29,	Yeah.	是啊
0:04:57.89,	Has she blossomed into a lovely young lady?	她有长大成为一名可爱的年轻女士吗
0:04:59.85,	Yes, but--Luke,	是的 但是 卢克
0:05:00.75,	I'm never telling you anything!	我再也不告诉你任何秘密了
0:05:04.57,	oh, my god, Jay! Look how beautiful!	天啊 杰 快看 多漂亮啊
0:05:06.47,	Look at this. But the bookstore is empty.	你看看这多挤 书店却空荡荡的
0:05:08.02,	That's why China's kicking our ass.	正因此中国才要领先我们了
0:05:10.49,	33!	33号
0:05:11.85,	Ay, no. 59.	不是吧 59号
0:05:13.35,	We're so late, and we still have to pick up the drinks.	我们来太晚了 而且我们还得去取饮料
0:05:15.70,	Excuse me. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me.	借过 不好意思 借过
0:05:17.26,	Sir? This is my cake right here.	先生 那正是我订的蛋糕
0:05:19.16,	How about I'll just leave money, I take it?	我直接付钱 然后拿蛋糕走人怎么样
0:05:20.56,	Sir, if I did for you,	先生 我要是答应你
0:05:21.36,	I'd have to do it for everyone.	就得答应所有人的要求
0:05:22.33,	Not if you just did it for me.	你就当我是个特例好啦
0:05:23.93,	33!	33号
0:05:25.29,	Excuse me. Excuse me.	不好意思 不好意思
0:05:27.43,	We're in a hurry. We have a birthday party.	我们有急事 我们要举办生日派对
0:05:30.17,	Oh, why didn't you say something?	你怎么不早说呢
0:05:31.48,	We don't see many of those around here.	急着开生日派对的顾客真是"少见"呢
0:05:33.13,	You think you can intimidate me with that attitude?	你以为我会被你恶劣的态度唬住吗
0:05:35.32,	- What do I look like to you? - 34!	-你以为我多大 -34[胸围]
0:05:38.29,	Thank you, but the point is that my son is waiting in--	谢谢 但重点是我儿子在等着...
0:05:41.36,	Gloria, it's not worth it.	歌洛莉亚 跟他争不值得
0:05:42.32,	We don't need these people.	我们不用求这些人
0:05:43.12,	- Jay, we need... - Come on. We'll get a better cake.	我们-走吧 能找到更好的蛋糕
0:05:45.51,	Are you crazy? How are we gonna...	你疯了吗 我们怎么可能...
0:05:46.71,	I've got it covered. Excuse me, miss?	我有办法 打扰一下 女士
0:05:49.78,	I'm sorry I raised my voice in there,	抱歉我刚才在里面那么大声嚷
0:05:51.73,	especially in front of the baby.	尤其是还当着小宝宝
0:05:53.00,	I know how delicate they can be.	我知道他们是多么的敏感
0:05:54.35,	Oh, you're so nice to say that,	你这么说真是太贴心了
0:05:56.35,	but you know they're sturdier than you think.	但他们其实比你想象中坚强
0:05:58.24,	In fact, every day I learn these little mir--	实际上 每一天我都学到一些小...
0:05:59.41,	Yeah, take care now.	行了 你保重
0:06:04.50,	Hey, honey.	嘿 宝贝
0:06:05.87,	Daddy, what's in the bag?	二爸 包包里装的什么
0:06:07.68,	Oh, it's a present for Manny,	是给曼尼买的生日礼物
0:06:08.95,	and I also got your other daddy a little something	我还给你大爸买了小礼物
0:06:10.63,	cause he's been feeling down today.	因为他今天心情不太好
0:06:12.28,	How's your eye, sweetie?	你的眼睛怎么样了 宝贝
0:06:13.34,	Oh, it's fine. It's just a scratch.	没事了 只是小伤而已
0:06:14.71,	Let's go this way, honey.	我们这边走 亲爱的
0:06:16.06,	Oh, Cam, are you wearing a suit to Manny's birthd--	小卡 你要穿西服去曼尼的生日派
0:06:19.36,	Okay, let's get your hospital band off.	好 来摘掉你的绷带
0:06:21.18,	I like it.	我喜欢这绷带
0:06:22.13,	[新娘佩戴蓝色物品是西方婚礼的传统]
0:06:22.13,	- Okay, that can be your "Something blue" then. - Cam?	-就当作"蓝色物品"吧 -小卡
0:06:25.01,	Daddy, I wanna drive my car.	大爸 我想开我的新车
0:06:26.84,	A car? Oh. A car.	什么新车 哇塞 新车
0:06:28.31,	Just a second, sweetie.	马上就好 亲爱的
0:06:29.21,	Okay, does anyone know a reason why these two shouldn't be wed?	谁有理由不让这两位新人成婚
0:06:32.29,	She's my wife.	她是我老婆
0:06:33.55,	Okay, so by the power vested in me by the State of Candy Land...	那么以糖果帝国授予我的权利...
0:06:36.81,	[该州允许一夫多妻制]
0:06:36.81,	And Utah.	犹他州授予的吧
0:06:37.63,	I now pronounce you husband and wife.	我宣布你们正式结为夫妻
0:06:39.47,	Daddy, I wanna play with my car now.	大爸 我可以去玩我的新车了吗
0:06:41.92,	Okay. Of course. Yes, sweetie.	当然可以 去吧 宝贝
0:06:43.00,	But remember, we have to walk down the receiving line.	但记着 我们要顺着迎宾队列徐徐走过
0:06:47.16,	Oh! What a turnout.	噢 真是漂亮的出场
0:06:52.05,	Cam, y-you got her a car?	小卡 你居然给她买了辆车
0:06:53.28,	I can't help it that you skimped on your wedding.	我无法忍受你娶她竟然舍不得花钱
0:06:54.83,	Okay, look, I-I know what's underneath all this, all right?	听着 我知道这一切背后的原因是什么
0:06:57.13,	Right now in your life,	现在你的生活中
0:06:58.63,	- you're feeling, you know, very... - No.	你感到非常...-错
0:07:00.42,	Please do not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.	请不要把我和女儿结婚说得那么丑陋
0:07:04.05,	Lily is having the time of her--	莉莉只是在经历一个人生阶段...
0:07:08.72,	Cam!	小卡
0:07:09.75,	Oh, please. Do not blame me.	拜托 那不是我的错
0:07:11.09,	We always knew there was a strong possibility	你我都早有预料 她很可能
0:07:12.75,	she'd be a terrible driver.	会是个糟糕的司机
0:07:21.56,	I know we're running late, Claire.	克莱尔 我知道我们晚了
0:07:23.11,	We'll be there soon.	我们马上就到
0:07:23.83,	Just start setting up.	你们先开始布置吧
0:07:24.72,	What do you mean, "Surprise, surprise"?	你说"真是个意外"是什么意思
0:07:27.52,	Hang on. I've gotta go. You take care.	等等 我得挂了 你先忙着吧
0:07:29.23,	- What's the matter? - Jay, I can't find the parking ticket.	怎么了-杰 我找不到停车票了
0:07:31.38,	Calm down. Everything's gonna be fine.	别着急 一切都会好起来的
0:07:33.63,	Oh, good. It's a male attendant.	太好了 是个男服务生
0:07:34.82,	What does that mean?	你什么意思
0:07:35.53,	How would you get out of this situation if I wasn't here?	想想我不在的话 你会怎么给自己解围
0:07:38.77,	Hey, pal,	你好哥们
0:07:39.46,	My housekeeper forgot her ticket.	我家保姆找不到停车票了
0:07:41.11,	You're going to need to back up, go up to the third level,	你们得倒回去 然后到三层的
0:07:43.36,	and find the pay station.	付款台去付停车费
0:07:44.95,	Ay, you can't just let us go?	你就不能放我们过去吗
0:07:47.64,	I know I put it somewhere here but I cannot find it now.	我肯定是放在哪儿了 但就是找不到
0:07:51.14,	Pay station. Third level.	去付款台 在三层
0:07:53.29,	Maybe you can let us go now,	你先放我们走嘛
0:07:55.10,	and then next time I do you two times?	下次人家一次性给你"两次"好吗
0:07:57.56,	The only way you're going to get out	你们想出去 唯一的办法就是
0:07:58.80,	is to go back to the pay station.	回到付款台交费
0:08:00.06,	Actually, there is another way.	实际上 还有一个办法
0:08:05.58,	You okay?	你还好吗
0:08:06.71,	Let's drive through something else!	好极了 我们再去撞几个栏
0:08:09.56,	The gala celebration is only minutes away.	盛大的庆典马上就要开始了
0:08:12.21,	Delectable refreshments,	到处是美味的饮品
0:08:13.81,	excited classmates,	兴奋的小同学们
0:08:15.44,	And what's this? The most beautiful sight of all?	这是什么 世上最美的景象不过如此
0:08:18.72,	Go away!	走开
0:08:21.37,	He's old. She's young. It's gross.	他一把年纪 她年轻貌美 真恶心
0:08:23.43,	Honey, nothing's happening.	亲爱的 他们没什么的
0:08:25.23,	Young people seek out older mentors all the time.	年轻人总是喜欢向长辈学习
0:08:27.29,	When I was 17,	当年我17岁时
0:08:28.09,	I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom.	我和我朋友斯黛西的妈妈走得很近
0:08:30.27,	Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader,	罗宾逊女士以前也是拉拉队员
0:08:31.81,	so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice.	她特别清楚训练后该如何给我按摩大腿
0:08:34.32,	She had her own homemade Bengay that didn't burn	她有一种自制的缓解肌肉酸痛的药膏
0:08:36.19,	no matter where she rubbed it on me.	无论怎么在身上蹭都不会有灼热感
0:08:37.76,	If I had the chance to go over there,	如果我有机会去她那里
0:08:38.81,	I never missed an opportunity.	我不会错过任何机会的
0:08:40.27,	I think maybe you did.	我想你错过了很多"鸡会"
0:08:42.13,	Oh, I forgot the present in the car.	我把礼物忘在车里了
0:08:44.21,	Oh. All right. I'm gonna go take a squirt while you grab it.	好吧 你去取 我去放个"水"
0:08:48.54,	- I know! - I love us!	好笑吧-好爱我们俩
0:08:49.44,	It's crazy!	太有才了
0:08:56.43,	- I'm gonna fight him. - Phil.	我要揍死他-菲尔
0:08:57.95,	No, Claire, I'm gonna fight him up real nice.	别拦我 克莱尔 我要狠狠揍他一顿
0:09:00.82,	How about you start with a threat?	要不还是先威胁他一下吧
0:09:03.51,	Hey, Claire, um, could you help me with this?	克莱尔 你能帮我一把吗
0:09:05.24,	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.	行行行
0:09:06.13,	Yeah, you gotta go around the other side.	你到那边去
0:09:07.30,	- I need to keep my eyes on Phil. - Ooh, what's happening?	我得盯着点菲尔-怎么了
0:09:09.00,	He's about to drop the hammer on Haley's new boyfriend.	他马上要去把海莉的新男友吓跑
0:09:11.43,	He's twice her age, and it's disgusting.	他比她大一倍 太令人作呕了
0:09:13.56,	Yeah, reminds me of	是啊 让我想起
0:09:14.08,	a certain manager at the Cheesecake Factory that you dated.	你当年约会过的某奶酪工厂的小经理
0:09:16.87,	Oh. Todd.	你说陶德啊
0:09:18.22,	He had a camaro... and power.	他可是有车又有权
0:09:19.90,	Ugh! He was nasty. You just did it to get a rise out of dad.	他糟透了 你跟他约会就是为了气老爸
0:09:22.99,	Yeah, well, look how well that worked out.	是啊 但事与愿违
0:09:24.31,	It didn't bother dad at all, and then I was stuck with a guy	老爸一点反应都没有 而我却落了个
0:09:26.37,	who smelled like potato skins	身上一股土豆皮味
0:09:27.18,	and said "Supposably".	且用"倘若"这种蹩脚词的男友
0:09:28.92,	Well, you have to admit, dad played that pretty brilliantly.	你必须承认 老爸那招还挺灵的
0:09:30.80,	You know, after a few weeks,	没过几周
0:09:32.11,	you got bored with him, and then you dumped him.	你就厌倦了那男人 把他给甩了
0:09:34.55,	I did.	是啊
0:09:35.64,	I dumped him up real nice.	我狠狠把他给甩了
0:09:38.24,	Phil.-Claire. Oh,come on.	菲尔-克莱尔 拜托
0:09:39.77,	Phil, you can't say anything to Kenny.	菲尔 千万别对肯尼说任何话
0:09:41.71,	What?-No.	什么-不行
0:09:42.86,	I know why Haley is doing this.	我知道海莉为什么这样做
0:09:44.76,	She's doing it to get back at you for being so hard on her.	她是为了报复你对她那么严厉
0:09:47.04,	I did the same thing to my dad.	我当初也是这么对付我爸的
0:09:48.41,	First of all, I'm not your dad.	首先 我跟你爸可不一样
0:09:49.96,	And do you think I'm just gonna let this happen?	而且你觉得我会任由她跟他约会吗
0:09:51.61,	Trust me. The more it bothers you,	相信我 你越是生气
0:09:53.74,	the longer he stays.	他呆的时间就越长
0:09:55.11,	The more we ignore it...	而我们越是坐视不管...
0:09:58.33,	Up top, dad!	来击个掌 老爹
0:10:01.38,	Yeah!	好耶
0:10:02.55,	Nailed it.	搞定
0:10:03.58,	[美国乡村歌手 也是大胡子长头发]
0:10:03.58,	...the sooner Willie Nelson's on the road again.	那位威利·尼尔森就会越早走人
0:10:06.80,	I'm so conflicted.	我好纠结
0:10:08.54,	What you're saying makes sense up here,	我脑子里知道你说得有道理
0:10:10.09,	but it's not what I wanna do here.	我心里却不能接受
0:10:11.37,	And I just feel so damn comfortable down here.	我臀部这里却感觉好舒服
0:10:15.02,	I forgot to tell ya I put that in the trunk.	忘了告诉你 我把那东西放在"后背箱"里了
0:10:15.02,	[trunk一词多义: 后背箱/臀部]
0:10:16.94,	Oh, I know. I had to reach under your jeans.	知道 我不得不伸到你的裤子下面去拿
0:10:20.86,	- I can't believe that! - We're so crazy!	难以置信啊-我们太有才了
0:10:22.22,	It's adorable!	你个小可爱
0:10:24.66,	Wanna see outside?	出去转转吧
0:10:25.93,	yeah.	好啊
0:10:29.53,	Sweetie, I brought you a cookie.	宝贝 我给你买了饼干
0:10:31.66,	I ate at the emergency room.	我在急诊室吃过了
0:10:34.92,	You worked that in seamlessly.	你那眼罩贴合得很完美啊
0:10:35.94,	Oh, come on. It was-- it was an accident.	别这样 那只是场意外
0:10:37.39,	Stop beating yourself up. Hey, let's go mingle.	别再自责了 走 我们也一起乐去
0:10:39.41,	No. You know what?	不 其实吧
0:10:40.12,	Some of my students are here, and I'm just--	我有几个学生在这 我现在...
0:10:41.81,	-I'm not in the mood. -All right.	我没那个心情-好吧
0:10:43.75,	Cam, we're gonna talk about this. I know what's going on.	小卡 我们得谈谈了 我知道你在闹什么别扭
0:10:45.75,	You're obviously going through something at school.	你肯定在学校工作不顺
0:10:47.66,	You're struggling, and I have just made things worse	你心里挣扎难受 我还火上浇油
0:10:50.49,	By bragging about what a hero I've been at work recently.	夸自己工作如何得心应手 没考虑你的感受
0:10:53.23,	And it--it's-- it's not a competition.	但这不是在跟你竞争
0:10:55.15,	You know, my victories are your victories.	我的成功就是你的成功
0:10:57.26,	Your defeats are my defeats.	你的失败就是我的失败
0:10:58.34,	Hey, Mr. Tucker! There he is!	塔克老师 他在这儿
0:11:01.15,	*Bow across a cello string	拉动琴弦*
0:11:04.00,	*Piano keys a hammerin	弹奏钢琴*
0:11:06.77,	*Voices raised in harmony	和声齐唱*
0:11:10.66,	*For our dear ol' Cameron	致我们亲爱的卡梅隆*
0:11:14.56,	We love you, Mr. Tucker! We love you! You're the best!	爱你 塔克先生 你是最棒的
0:11:15.90,	Bye! Bye!	再见老师
0:11:18.26,	Yeah, it's been a nightmare.	是啊 确实像噩梦一般
0:11:19.82,	And thank you for assuming I'm terrible at my job.	谢谢你认为我不能应付自己的工作
0:11:24.40,	No.	不是的
0:11:27.07,	Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.	我们到了 抱歉迟到了
0:11:28.37,	We got caught doing a bunch of stuff.	我们路上遇到点事耽搁了
0:11:30.18,	Or not doing a bunch of stuff.	或者什么事儿都不干
0:11:32.21,	Okay, manny is going to be here soon,	好啦 曼尼马上就到了
0:11:34.45,	So let's go over the plan.	我们把步骤再过一遍
0:11:35.63,	When we hear him coming, we turn off the light.	听到他快进来时 我们把灯关掉
0:11:38.24,	Then when he comes in and turns it on,	他一进来 我们就把灯打开
0:11:40.18,	We all scream "Surprise!"	然后大喊"惊喜"
0:11:43.04,	You got a pen? I wanna write this down.	有笔吗 我得记下来
0:11:44.52,	He's coming up the driveway!	他正从车道走过来
0:11:45.79,	He's here early! Hurry up!	他来早了 大家各就各位
0:11:49.93,	Hurry! Hurry!	快 快
0:11:50.94,	Ahh, shh, shh, shh.	嘘 嘘 嘘
0:11:53.88,	Quick. I don't want the neighbors to see us.	快点 别让邻居看到
0:11:55.45,	You're sure we're alone?	你确定屋里没人吧
0:11:56.43,	Yeah. They're not home till 6:00.	确定 他们6点才会回来
0:11:57.79,	Good, 'cause I wanted to give you your birthday present.	太好了 因为我要给你个特别的生日礼物
0:12:04.48,	Actually, I'd like to see your face.	其实 我想看清你的脸
0:12:09.21,	It's harsh, I know.	灯太晃眼了 我知道
0:12:10.15,	I begged them to put in a dimmer.	之前跟他们说过该装个调光器
0:12:11.54,	No!	不是的
0:12:14.78,	Surprise.	惊喜哦
0:12:16.56,	Manny, we're so sorry. We didn't mean to--	曼尼 对不起 我们本无意...
0:12:18.47,	What? Ruin the greatest moment of my life?!	无意什么 把我人生中最美好的时刻搞砸吗
0:12:21.22,	Thanks again, mom!	真是谢你了 妈
0:12:23.61,	And the surprised becomes the surpriser.	本应接受惊喜的人成为了惊喜制造者
0:12:26.30,	This party had everything.	这派对真是太精彩了
0:12:29.16,	Manny	曼尼
0:12:36.72,	Manny, please come out.	曼尼 出来吧
0:12:38.50,	Unless you're here to cut a food slot on my door,	如果你不是来往门上装送食槽
0:12:40.51,	You can leave now.	那么你可以走了
0:12:41.67,	Nobody's going to make fun of you.	没人想捉弄你
0:12:44.03,	Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut.	对孩子来说 剪个新发型就会被同龄人取笑
0:12:46.08,	I just gave them a full-blown sex scandal.	我制造了性丑闻 这下他们有的吐槽了
0:12:48.78,	Everybody's so excited to celebrate with you.	大家本想开心地为你庆祝的
0:12:53.40,	Ay, no.	哎呀 不会吧
0:12:54.67,	The baby was ready, but I was not.	婴儿急着要出来 可我还不能让他出来
0:12:57.46,	It was bad enough that manny had to share his mother.	让曼尼和别人分享他的母亲已经够委屈他了
0:13:01.02,	I couldn't let him share a birthday, too.	还要和别人分享生日 那可不行
0:13:04.00,	You stay in there!	你给我乖乖待在里面
0:13:05.55,	I thought you wanted me to come out.	你不是劝我出来吗
0:13:06.88,	I do! I do! Come out!	是啊 是啊 出来吧
0:13:08.49,	We stole you a beautiful birthday cake.	我们还给你偷了个漂亮的蛋糕
0:13:11.45,	Gloria, tag out. Let me give it a shot.	歌洛莉亚 闪开 让我来
0:13:13.60,	Yes, you fix it.	你来劝劝吧
0:13:16.64,	Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, kid. That was rough.	我不会粉饰这件事 那确实挺难堪的
0:13:19.38,	Go away!	走开
0:13:20.61,	But there's an upside.	但这事也有好的一面
0:13:22.59,	The best thing about kissing a girl	毕竟吻女孩最让人高兴的
0:13:24.03,	Is you get to tell your friends.	莫过于可以向朋友炫耀
0:13:25.95,	The problem is, they never believe you.	但问题是没人会相信你
0:13:28.01,	But you had witnesses.	现在你有一大帮证人了
0:13:30.24,	We're gonna be talking about this one for years to come,aren't we?	刚才那事可以拿来吐槽好几年呢
0:13:32.70,	You said it, Kenny.	那可不 肯尼
0:13:34.17,	Manny seems to me like a-- like a real old soul.	曼尼看起来像个小大人儿
0:13:36.95,	Kenny is amazing at telling the age of a soul.	肯尼非常擅长观察人的心理年龄
0:13:40.12,	Thanks, babe.	谢谢 宝贝儿
0:13:42.42,	Age is nothin' but a state of mind, you know?	年龄其实取决于心态 不是吗
0:13:45.67,	I mean, I'm probably more of a 14-year-old than he is.	比起他 我更像个14岁男孩呢
0:13:48.94,	Believe me, I know 14-year-olds.	相信我 我深知14岁孩子什么样
0:13:50.55,	He has a 14-year-old daughter.	他有个14岁的女儿
0:13:52.07,	- Oh, yeah. - Oh, cool!	是的-太酷了
0:13:53.28,	Oh, honey! You don't have to do that. They have a gardener.	亲爱的 用不着你来动手 园丁会修剪的
0:13:57.39,	Trust me on this.	相信我对此事的判断
0:13:59.00,	I want to,	我是想相信你
0:13:59.60,	But you're just so wrong about so many things.	但多年来你的判断几乎从来没对过
0:14:03.41,	Just keep practicing.	继续练习
0:14:05.28,	Hey, cam, I-I'm so sorry that I insulted you earlier.	小卡 抱歉之前侮辱到你了
0:14:08.69,	I thought that there was something going on at work,	我以为你工作上遇到了什么不顺
0:14:10.57,	And, obviously, I was wrong.	但显然我错了
0:14:12.49,	Well, you're wrong again. It is about work.	那么你又错了 确实跟工作有关
0:14:14.14,	This is a fun game.	真是把我闹糊涂了
0:14:15.45,	I didn't bring it up before because I was embarrassed.	我之前没说是因为觉得很难堪
0:14:17.87,	But yesterday was the best day I've had at work yet.	昨天真的是我工作最顺利的一天
0:14:21.50,	I clicked with the students, the teachers.	我和同学们老师们打成一片
0:14:24.17,	- I finally felt like I belonged. - I get it.	我终于融入进去了-我懂
0:14:26.52,	You couldn't possibly get it. I'm in the middle of my story.	你怎么会懂 我话还没说完呢
0:14:28.39,	I'm sorry.	抱歉
0:14:29.75,	Every day at 2:30, I call Lily,	每天下午2:30 我都会给莉莉打电话
0:14:32.00,	And we dunk a cookie together.	然后一起泡饼干吃
0:14:33.54,	And yesterday,	可是昨天
0:14:35.58,	I forgot.	我忘记了
0:14:37.47,	Forgot my own daughter.	把女儿忘在一边
0:14:40.28,	And obviously, she resents me for it.	显然 她为此记恨着我
0:14:41.75,	It's why she asked you to marry her, to get back at me.	所以她让你跟她结婚 以此报复我
0:14:44.39,	Okay, here I-I need to point out that she's 5	好吧 我必须指出她才5岁
0:14:46.12,	And not a character from "Dynasty."	也不是《豪门恩怨》中的角色
0:14:47.72,	And as much as I try to connect with her,	我越是想亲近她
0:14:49.29,	I just keep making it worse.	越是弄巧成拙
0:14:51.01,	Maybe you're just trying too hard.	或许是你太刻意了
0:14:53.49,	Everybody, come in!	大家快进来
0:14:54.55,	Manny's coming down.	曼尼要下来了
0:14:56.35,	Somebody pick up that towel before someone trips.	谁把毛巾捡起来 免得到时有人绊倒
0:14:59.12,	Okay. I got it.	好 我来
0:15:01.90,	Daddy!	大爸
0:15:02.78,	Okay! Daddy's coming! What's wrong with me?!	别怕 大爸来救你 我是怎么回事
0:15:07.60,	Okay, everybody. So,	好了 各位 那么
0:15:09.65,	We sing, then presents, then cake.	我们先唱歌 然后送礼物 最后吃蛋糕
0:15:11.88,	That's a colombian tradition.	那是哥伦比亚的传统
0:15:13.27,	And we do not speak of what happened before.	谁都别提刚才的事
0:15:16.50,	Nobody saw anything.	就当没发生过
0:15:18.08,	That's another colombian tradition.	那也是哥伦比亚的传统
0:15:19.88,	Here he is, the man of the hour!	他来啦 我们的小寿星
0:15:22.72,	Happy...	生日...
0:15:24.99,	Gloria, you okay?	歌洛莉亚 你没事吧
0:15:26.52,	No, I'm fine! I'm fine.	不 我没事 我没事
0:15:28.41,	Hap--aah! Aah!	生...
0:15:31.06,	No way! She peed!	不会吧 她尿了
0:15:32.72,	Her water broke!	是羊水破了
0:15:35.02,	So far, 14's not my favorite age.	目前为止我的14岁过得不堪入目
0:15:37.24,	No, it's nothing! Keep singing! Keep singing!	我没事 继续唱 继续唱
0:15:40.14,	Ha... Ay! Stop it!	生...我不行了
0:15:42.03,	We're gonna pop on over to the hospital.	我们去趟医院
0:15:43.72,	Pizza's on the way.	比萨的外卖就快到了
0:15:44.90,	You think about it, run a mop over this area?	你们能把地板擦擦吗
0:15:46.78,	Ay, manny! I'm so sorry, okay?	曼尼 对不起 原谅我
0:15:49.03,	And the birthday video becomes a nature film.	生日录像改为自然纪录片
0:15:52.17,	Luke, come on.	卢克 别闹了
0:15:56.01,	Oh my gosh! It's happening!	天啊 要生了
0:16:01.17,	Manny, I am so sorry about today.	曼尼 今天真的很抱歉
0:16:04.04,	I just wanted you to have a happy birthday.	本想让你过个快乐的生日的
0:16:06.13,	And speaking of birth-- days...	说到生日
0:16:08.51,	Don't listen to him.	别听他的
0:16:09.83,	I'm not letting this baby out before midnight.	我不会在午夜前生下这个孩子的
0:16:12.58,	This is your day.	今天是属于你的
0:16:13.87,	I'm not gonna let you share it every year, okay?	我不会让你每年与人分享的 好吗
0:16:16.39,	Mom, look.	妈 听我说
0:16:18.06,	Yeah, I've felt a little neglected lately,	没错 我最近有一些被冷落的感觉
0:16:20.60,	but I've had you to myself for 14 years.	但我已经一个人独占你的爱14年了
0:16:23.29,	That makes me a little sad.	你这话让我有些难过
0:16:25.05,	Oh, please. If we had actually forgotten his birthday,	拜托 如果我们真的忘记了他的生日
0:16:27.80,	he'd be out right now kissing a cute brunette.	他现在就会亲着一个美丽的褐发小姑娘
0:16:30.17,	Things work out.	那是好事
0:16:33.32,	You know that I love you no matter what?	你知道无论怎样我都会爱你吗
0:16:35.79,	You're trying to hold another person inside of you	你为了照顾我的情绪 而尝试将另一个人
0:16:37.54,	to spare my feelings. Message received.	留在肚子里 你的爱我明白
0:16:41.98,	Ooh, that's a strong grip.	握得好用力
0:16:43.07,	Ah, that's a--that's a-- that's a--	好了 好了
0:16:48.15,	Ah, she's gettin' close.	快生了
0:16:49.58,	She's at, like, 8 beautiful centimeters.	她的宫口现在已经扩张到美丽的8厘米
0:16:54.28,	Hey. I don't think we've met. I'm Kenny.	嘿 我们不认识吧 我叫肯尼
0:16:56.90,	Hi. I'm disgusted.	你好 我叫"被恶心到"
0:17:00.93,	Mitchell, she won't even look at me.	米奇尔 她甚至都不想看我
0:17:02.72,	Well, she can't really look at anyone.	她现在谁都看不见
0:17:05.65,	Oh! Look who's back...	瞧谁回来了
0:17:07.76,	Again. What happened this time?	又回来了 这次怎么了
0:17:10.21,	He threw me in the pool.	他把我扔到了泳池里
0:17:12.03,	No, that's not what happened.	不 不是这样的
0:17:14.44,	It kind of is.	就是这样的
0:17:15.73,	Luke, come on. We don't need to relive it.	卢克 得了 我们不用再经历一次
0:17:19.15,	- Daddy! - Oh, look at this.	大爸-看这个
0:17:20.03,	- I'm coming! Daddy's coming! What's wrong with me?! - Mitchell.	-我来了 大爸来了 我是怎么回事 -米奇尔
0:17:22.47,	When she fell in the pool, she screamed for daddy.	她掉进泳池时 是叫大爸救命
0:17:25.25,	She calls you "Dad." She calls me "Daddy."	她叫你二爸 叫我大爸
0:17:27.86,	- She got scared, and she called out for me. - See?	她害怕时叫的是我-瞧
0:17:30.68,	I guess daddy was worrying about nothing.	我想大爸是多虑了
0:17:32.60,	But, you know, I can be silly sometimes.	但是 有时我是会犯傻的
0:17:35.45,	- You're always silly. - No, you're silly.	你总是犯傻-不 你才傻
0:17:38.34,	No, you're always silly.	不 你总是犯傻
0:17:39.77,	No, you're always silly.	不 你总是犯傻
0:17:41.62,	Oh, my god. What's wrong with me?	我的天 我是怎么回事啊
0:17:43.39,	The contractions are coming a little bit closer.	宫缩越来越密集了
0:17:45.49,	I think we have to call for a nurse.	我想应该叫护士了
0:17:46.80,	No, no, Jay! No, please! I'm sorry.	不 杰 不要 对不起
0:17:49.20,	For what?	为什么
0:17:50.12,	I don't know yet,	我还不知道
0:17:51.10,	but I know that babies make mothers crazy.	但我知道宝宝会让母亲抓狂
0:17:53.91,	and I'm going to be making mistakes,	我会犯错
0:17:55.60,	and the I'm going to be blaming you.	然后我会怪你
0:17:57.57,	Please don't leave me.	求你别离开我
0:17:58.79,	You're a little emotional right now.	你现在有点情绪化了
0:18:01.51,	But it's been so long for me,	但我好久没照顾宝宝了
0:18:03.48,	and a hundred years for you.	对你来说更是时过百年了
0:18:05.80,	Are we still going to be good at this?	我们依然会是优秀的父母吗
0:18:07.68,	It's gonna be an adventure,	这将是一次历险
0:18:09.00,	but that's what you and I do best.	但这是我们最拿手的
0:18:10.89,	Look at today.	看看今天
0:18:12.26,	I can't ever remember having more fun with you.	我觉得我们从未如此开心过
0:18:15.25,	I'm so lucky.	我好幸运
0:18:18.60,	Now get out.	快出来
0:18:20.06,	- But I thought you wanted me to-- - No, not you.	我以为你想要我...-不是说你
0:18:21.85,	Get out!	快出来
0:18:29.69,	Hey. Let's go.	我们走吧
0:18:30.94,	Oh, right.	好的
0:18:32.48,	Hey, guys?	爸 妈
0:18:33.35,	So Kenny and I were thinking about going to this restaurant.	肯尼和我想去一家餐厅
0:18:36.02,	Oh, sure. I don't have a problem with that. Do you, Phil?	可以啊 我没意见 你呢菲尔
0:18:38.49,	No.	没有
0:18:39.69,	In fact, it has been such a pleasure	事实上 认识肯尼
0:18:41.58,	getting to know Kenny, it's our treat.	非常开心 我们请客
0:18:43.34,	Are you kidding?	你在开玩笑吗
0:18:44.28,	No!	没有
0:18:45.15,	Give them your credit card,Phil.	把信用卡给他们 菲尔
0:18:47.54,	Also, uh, this restaurant is pretty far away,	而且那家餐厅相当远
0:18:50.20,	So we might be out late.	所以我们可能会待到很晚
0:18:51.64,	Well, sweetheart, you are only young once.	亲爱的 你只会年轻一次
0:18:54.56,	Oh, might even make sense to just stay in a hotel.	可能住酒店更好吧
0:18:57.26,	Okay. Put it on the plastic!	好的 都刷我们的卡
0:18:58.88,	Great!	太好了
0:19:01.10,	Okay. See you tomorrow!	好啦 明天见
0:19:02.72,	Bye-bye.	再见
0:19:05.04,	It's my ex-wife--	是我前妻
0:19:06.62,	Not the good one.	不是好的那个
0:19:08.44,	What do you want?!	你想怎样
0:19:10.28,	Nice game of chicken, Claire. She's gone!	胆小鬼游戏玩得真好 克莱尔 她走了
0:19:12.56,	She is coming back. I am almost positive.	她会回来的 我几乎可以肯定
0:19:14.46,	Almost?!	几乎
0:19:15.49,	Why do I listen to you? Why?	为什么我要听你的 为什么
0:19:16.97,	You were wrong about the ipod being a failure.	你说iPod是个失败的发明 是错的
0:19:18.72,	You were wrong about tomato being a vegetable.	你说番茄是蔬菜 也是错的
0:19:20.57,	[冥王星不是行星]
0:19:20.57,	I don't even want to talk about your favorite "Planet" Pluto!	我甚至不想提你最喜欢的"行星"冥王星
0:19:23.84,	And unless she was lying to the good ladies of "The view,"	而且除非她是对《观点》里的面善女主持撒谎
0:19:25.83,	It's "De-mi," Not "Dem-mi"!	人家名字是黛米 不是迪米[歌手]
0:19:31.35,	You were going to let me go with him?!	你居然让我和他一起离开
0:19:33.54,	Isn't that what you wanted, honey?	那不正是你希望的吗 亲爱的
0:19:35.27,	What's the matter with you?!	你是怎么回事啊
0:19:36.55,	You've been acting so weird ever since I left college!	我离开大学后你就一直表现很怪
0:19:39.06,	For the record, you didn't leave college.	说清楚下 你不是离开了大学
0:19:41.35,	You were asked to leave.	你是被迫离开
0:19:42.41,	Oh, which you guys never let me forget, especially dad.	你们永远不肯让我忘记这一点 尤其是爸
0:19:45.15,	Honey, your father--	亲爱的 你父亲...
0:19:46.84,	Oh, you don't have to tell me what he thinks, okay?	你不用告诉我他的想法
0:19:49.06,	I'm a huge disappointment to him.	我令他非常失望
0:19:50.49,	I see it on his face every day.	我每天都能从他的表情中看出这点
0:19:52.00,	He acts as if he doesn't even want me around.	他表现的根本不想让我出现在他身边
0:19:54.29,	Give me the ticket for the car.	给我停车票
0:19:55.35,	- Phil-- - I'm going after her!	菲尔-我去追她
0:19:56.55,	This little chicken game may work for you dad,	这个胆小鬼游戏也许对你爸有用
0:19:58.15,	but it doesn't work for me. That's my little girl.	但对我没用 那是我的宝贝女儿
0:20:00.36,	I need her to know	我要让她知道
0:20:00.89,	that no guy on earth is good enough for her,	地球上没有男的能配得上她
0:20:02.60,	let alone some slimy, middle-aged jean salesman!	更别说是什么媚俗的中年牛仔裤销售员
0:20:08.76,	What's this?	什么情况
0:20:09.47,	Just enjoy it.	享受这一刻吧
0:20:12.30,	There's all kinds of milestones in life,	人生中有着各种里程碑
0:20:15.43,	The kind you expect to live through--	有你期望经历的
0:20:17.78,	The first kiss.	初吻
0:20:19.78,	Birthdays...	生日
0:20:22.70,	Graduations.	毕业
0:20:24.81,	If you're lucky, a wedding or two.	如果够幸运 一两次婚礼
0:20:29.04,	Or even a new addition to the family.	甚至是家里增添了新成员
0:20:35.51,	Then there's the kind	还有你从未梦想过
0:20:36.18,	you never dreamed you'd get to live through again.	会再次经历的时刻
0:20:38.87,	So adorable!	好可爱
0:20:40.45,	So sweet!	太讨人喜欢了
0:20:41.59,	Oh, my goodness!	我的天
0:20:45.82,	Look at him. He's perfect!	看他 太完美了
0:20:50.70,	Look at him. He's so cute!	看他 好可爱
0:20:53.16,	And that's the best kind of all.	那才是人生中最美妙的
0:20:56.15,	Why am I spoiling it for you?	我为什么要向你剧透
0:20:58.19,	You'll see for yourself.	你会自己发现的
0:21:07.85,	- Oh, was it difficult? - Ay, si.	很痛苦吗-是
0:21:10.05,	It was the most painful 20 minutes of my life.	那是我人生中最痛的20分钟
0:21:13.76,	Oh, well, look at that!	瞧啊
0:21:15.20,	- You're skinny again. - Yeah.	你又苗条了-是的
0:21:16.71,	Yeah.	是的
0:21:18.16,	So wait. He--he's my uncle?	等等 他是我舅舅吗
0:21:19.90,	No. He's your half-brother-in-law.	不 他算你半个小舅子
0:21:21.66,	He's our uncle.	他是我们的舅舅
0:21:22.63,	Half-uncle or full uncle?	半舅舅还是全舅舅
0:21:23.91,	What's a fuluncle?	什么是全舅舅
0:21:24.77,	Okay, so don't feel like you gotta stick around.	好啦 别觉得自己应该赖着不走
0:21:26.56,	- Okay. We'll see you tomorrow then. - Okay, we'll be back tomorrow.	我们明天见-我们明天再来
0:21:28.92,	- Bye, uncle. - Congrats.	-拜 舅舅 -恭喜
0:21:30.65,	- Bye. - He's adorable!	再见-他好可爱
0:21:32.80,	Is he?	可爱吗
0:21:34.24,	I don't like this one bit.	我一点也不喜欢这小家伙
0:21:36.73,	We'll talk.	我们详谈