So that's three of our delicious homemade cupcakes.  就要三个美味的自制小蛋糕，对吧

Nope, can't. You touched them. Sorry, flu season, no health care. 别给我，你们都摸过了。抱歉，流感季节，我没医保

You realized I replaced that purell with K.Y., right?  知道你的净手液被我换成润滑油了吧

Max, please say you're kidding.  麦克斯，你是开玩笑的对吧

Of course, I'm kidding. I can't afford lube. I just use my tears. 废话，我逗你玩呢。我买不起润滑油，唯有以眼泪润滑

Max, seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer.  麦克斯，你可千万别乱搞我的净手液

I've already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flu. 我今年已经被贫穷缠上了，我可不想再染上流感

I just have to keep cleaning my hands and not touch anyone.  我只能勤擦洗手液，避免任何肢体接触

Caroline, I have check from table ten.  卡洛琳，这是十号桌的账单

Okay, just place it right there. That's a big tip... 好，放这儿就行。小费给得真多啊...

You know, in Indonesia, you'd be married now.  在印尼，你们这样就得结婚了