Landysh,一个爱英语爱画画的俄罗斯英文老师,为了教授学生时更形象和生动,她变身漫画家,段子手,以“爱睡觉的人”为主题画了一组插画集,惟妙惟肖的配图加上风趣幽默的语言,瞬时间受到了网络大众吹捧。

1. I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon.
不到中午,我死活也起不来。

2. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
梦想决定未来。所以,再多睡会吧~

3. Man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.
哎哎,睡两个午觉一天就过去了。

4. I have decided to take exercising more seriously. Today I move to the left. Tomorrow I go right.
我决定了要好好运动。今天往左边移动,明天就往右边动动吧。

5. I am really good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.
我特别擅长睡觉,我一闭上眼睛就着了。

6. A Haiku about out of bed: No no no no no no no no no no no no.
从床上起来时念的一句话是“不要不要不要!”

7. Damn right I’m good in bed. I can stay there all day.
对我来说床上最爽了!一天躺在床上都没关系!

8. clinomania (n.) excessive desire to stay in bed
说实在特别不想起床。(名词,恋床癖)

9. Not a morning person.
我不是能早起的人。

10. Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.
今天如果不一杯接着一杯喝咖啡就会特别困。

11. I want to sleep forever.
想永远的睡下去。

12. Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?
是不是只有我一个人在睡前会算一下能够睡多久?

13. Happiness in …not having to set alarm for the next day.
幸福不是为明日设定闹钟。

14. Newton’s 1st law: A body at rest, wants to stay at rest.
惯性的法则:沉睡的身体想要这样睡下去。

15. I want to sleep all the time.
无论何时都想要睡觉。
各位小伙伴们~你们身边是不是也有这样的朋友呢?亦或是你自己就是呢?欢迎留言分享关于你知道的睡觉趣事!