推特上有个段子手叫 Pakalu Papito

每次发的状态都是负能量爆棚……

来欣赏下他与众不同的毒鸡汤，

开启元气满满的一天。

1

Later is the best time to do anything.千里之行，始于明天。

 

 

2

If your crush isn't me then sorry you're wrong.如果你喜欢的不是我。不好意思，那是你的问题。

 

 

3

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.真希望我是只猫。越胖越招人喜欢。

 

 

4

If you see me smiling in public it means I'm laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.如果你看见我在公众场合露出微笑，那是因为我被自己在脑袋里讲的笑话逗乐了。

 

5

Calling me ugly isn t even an insult because I know already.说我丑根本算不上羞辱，因为我早就知道了。

 

6

Things that give me anxiety: everything.让我焦虑的事情有：任何事。

 

7

I need to clean my room but whats the point we all die anyway.我是该打扫房间了，但又有啥意义，反正我们都会死。

 

8

Things I'm bad at: singing;

Things I do a lot: sing.

我不擅长的事：唱歌;我经常做的事：唱歌。

 

9

The thicker your thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap.腿越粗，膝盖上能放的零食越多。

 

10

Sorry mom I can't go outside. I'm ugly.抱歉妈妈，我不能出门。因为我丑。