A: So what are we doing on Saturday?

B: I don't have anything planned.

A: Are you kidding me?

B: No, what is so special about Saturday?

A: I shouldn't even have to tell you.

B: Is it your birthday?

A: No, it's our one-year anniversary!

B: I am so sorry.

A: You should be. I guess I'm not that important.

B: You are. I'll make it up to you.

A: How are you going to do that?

B: I'm going to get you an expensive gift.