A: I'll pay the restaurant bill.

B: No, I'll pay.

A: You always pay. I'll do it this time.

B: I'm the guy, so I am supposed to pay.

A: That is sexist!

B: Are you really complaining about someone paying for you?

A: Yes, because you're being sexist!

B: Just let me pay.

A: How about you pay half, and I'll pay half.

B: Only friends do that. We're a couple.

A: Not anymore! I'm breaking up with you.

B: You can pay then!