A: I'm going to send a drink to that girl.

B: Don't do it!

A: Why shouldn't I?

B: She'll pour the drink on your head.

A: Has she done that to you before?

B: She does it to everyone.

A: Why doesn't she just accept the drink?

B: She thinks she's too good for any guy.

A: I'm going to pour the drink on her.

B: I would love to see that.

A: The question is: What drink?

B: Something sticky and sour.