A: I've been dating for a while, but I never kissed anyone.

B: Don't worry about it.

A: When did you have your first kiss?

B: I was 15.

A: How was it?

B: Weird. I didn't like the guy at all.

A: Why did you kiss him then?

B: I wanted to get it over with.

A: When should I kiss my girlfriend?

B: When you're ready.

A: I don't think I'll ever be ready.

B: Then maybe your girlfriend is the problem.