A: That skateboard doesn't have any wheels!

B: That's not a skateboard.

A: Oh. Is it a surfboard, then?

B: No, that's a snowboard.

A: It's amazing how similar yet different those three sports are.

B: They all take a lot of practice and dedication.

A: I think I'd like snowboarding best.

B: Why do you like it most?

A: When you wipe out, you fall in fluffy white snow!

B: That does sound better than falling on concrete.

A: It's also better than drowning in the ocean.

B: Snowboards are the best kind of board in my book.