A: This is a weird looking golf club.

B: That's not a golf club.

A: What is it, then?

B: It's a hockey stick.

A: Is hockey that game the men play on ice?

B: Yes it is. It's a difficult game.

A: It reminds me a lot of soccer.

B: I think hockey is more difficult than soccer.

A: Why do you think that?

B: Well, you have to skate. Soccer is just kicking.

A: I think there is more to it than that.

B: Either way, I'd be terrible at both!