Max, you look insanely good.

麦克斯，你今晚真美。

Thanks. Now, maybe you could repeat that to your wife, and where is she?

谢谢夸奖。要不要把这句话对你老婆复诵一遍啊，她人呢？

We never got married.

我没有跟她结婚。

Max! Max! I can't get in!

麦克斯！麦克斯！我进不去！

Wait, what do you mean you didn't get married?

什么，你这没结过婚是什么意思？

Johnny! Hey, Johnny, I'm back here!

强尼！强尼！我在这呢！

I didn't know if I was gonna tell you, but then I got your invite...

我不知道该不该对你说，然后又接到你的邀请函...

Max! Johnny! I'm back here!

麦克斯！强尼！我在这呢！

Should we just go say "hi"?

要不要过去打个招呼？

Uh, no, not right now.

不必，现在没空。

Max! Max! I can't get in! Max! Johnny!

麦克斯！麦克斯！我进不去！麦克斯！强尼！

Max, I've been thinking about you a lot.

麦克斯，我一直很想你。

Stop. Before you say anything else, I just have to say I need candy.

停。在你说任何话之前，我想说...我要先吃糖。

All right, what were you saying?

好了，你刚要说什么来着？

I called off the wedding because she wasn't the one.

我取消了婚礼，她不是我的真命天女。

And you wanna know how I know that?

想知道我从何得知吗？

Max! Johnny! I can't get into the party! Come here.

麦克斯！强尼！我进不去派对现场！过来。

Help me out! Seriously! That doorman is a biatch!

帮帮我！求你了！那门卫就是一贱货！

Okay, so, uh-- Wait, what are we doing?

好了，所以...等等，我们在干嘛？

Making out in a room full of candy. Right.

在放满糖果的房间里亲热。对哦。

No, no, this can't happen. I was gonna give you my "suck it" face.

不行，不能这样。我本来要给你我的"你去死吧"脸呢。

Okay, give it to me. I deserve it.

行，对我做吧。我应得的。

Your "suck it" face is hot.

你的"你去死吧"脸好性感

It's the hair. Greatest night of my life!

是发型的功劳。我人生中最棒的一晚了！