Max, I know our shop's in trouble. It's all I think about.

麦克斯，我知道咱们店情况不乐观。我也整天在想这问题。

Even in my sexual fantasies, I'm giving Ryan Gosling a rent check.

连我在做的春梦，都是我在付房租给瑞恩·高斯林。

I just wish we had a sign that told us what to do.

我只希望上天给个指示，指点我们方向。

See? Customers. That's a sign to stay open. Here, pretend to be busy.

你看，来客人了。预示着我们的店不会倒。给，赶紧装忙。

We'll send those right out. Thank you for calling, Oprah.

我们会立刻给你送过去。谢谢你的致电，奥普拉。

Hi, I'm Joanne Morse.

你好，我是乔安·莫尔斯。

I wish I was rich enough to have somebody talk for me.

真希望我也能有钱到有人替我开口说话。

Max, are you blind? She's deaf.

麦克斯，你瞎啊，她是聋的。

So cool. I've wanted to be deaf ever since she moved in.

好酷哦。自从她搬进来后，我就很希望变聋子。

I'm a representative from Tenner Commercial Real Estate.

我是田纳商业地产公司的代表。

We're acquiring this property and would like to offer you a corporate buy out.

我们想要得到您这单位，我们愿意出钱收购你的店面。

I understood that better when she said it.

完全不懂，她说的我还比较懂呢。

Thank you very much, but we're not interested.

谢谢您的邀请，但我们没有兴趣。

I speak a little sign language.

我也会一点手语。

You just said "Thank you very much, but I'm not wearing underwear."

你刚才说的是"非常谢谢，但我现在没有穿内衣哦。"

I knew that tutor was screwing with me.

我就知道以前的手语家教在玩我。

And I'm the one not wearing underwear.

而且没穿内衣那个是我啦。

We're ready to offer you $25,000 to take over your lease.

我们愿意出两万五的价格买下你的租约。

Hell yes, bitch.

他奶奶的，当然好啊。

Max, no. What are you doing? This shop is our dream.

麦克斯，不行，你别乱说话？这小店是我们的梦想。

Well, our dream is turning into a nightmare and no one's coming to wake us up.

我们这梦想都快成恶梦了，而且没人会来唤醒我们。

This is our future. I'm sorry, thank you very much, but we're gonna pass. Our business is booming.

这是我们的未来。抱歉了，真的很谢谢您，但我们不会卖的。我们的生意刚开始蒸蒸日上。