1. Watching "Fatal Attraction" over and over again to remind me of what I'm not missing.
2. Trying to decide how much to pay for (use your imagination here...) $20, $50, $200, the rest of my life?
3. Waiting until tomorrow when I can buy all the really cheap chocolate, then eat it all like a pig.
4. Taking my significant other, Candy, to be patched at the local bicycle repair shop.
5. Ignoring everyone, being surely, being anti-social and just generally bitter about not owning stock in Hallmark.
