Battle of "The Bulge" 和“赘肉”的战斗

　　While it's true that support garments count as underwear, I thought the scourge of the Spanx deserved its own entry. I once wore one of these Instruments of Torture on a TV audition and I'm sure the pained look on my face went a long way towards ensuring you'll never see me on prime time.

　　塑型美体的也算内衣，我承认，我以为Spanx牌子带来的折磨是值得的。我曾经穿了这种残忍的刑具去参加一个电视试镜，我确定我调整了好久才没让你们在电视上看见我疼得龇牙咧嘴的样子。

　　I get that we all want to look thinner than we actually are, but believe me, most guys would rather see a little belly bulge than deal with a cranky, cramping girl all night.

　　我明白咱都想看着比实际瘦点，但是相信我，大部分男生都宁愿面对一个有点小肚子的姑娘也不愿意一整晚都面对一个被箍得快发疯的姑娘。