Romper stomper 背带裤连体服

　　The romper/jumpsuit craze is one trend I will be happy to see end. Whether or not you're planning on getting naked with your date, wearing a one-piece tells your boy that he's going to have to work hard to get there. Too hard. No matter how deluded he might be, a guy always wants to imagine he has a chance of enticing you into a dark corner for a little hooking up.

　　背带裤连体服是我非常乐意看到走向没落的东西，不管你是否计划这次约会有什么深入发展，穿着一件连体服就是告诉男生，他要付出非常大的努力才能让你们的关系有实质性的进展，也许怎么努力都不行。就算是自欺欺人也好，男生总是愿意想象自己有个机会把你带到什么黑暗的角落开心一下。

　　A jumpsuit says that ain't going to happen. Not to mention that unless you're a race car driver or a 3-year-old, the all-in-one outfit makes you look like a moron.

　　一件连体服就意味着这根本不可能发生。所以，如果你不是个赛车手也不是三岁小孩，别穿这个，这种连在一起的衣服让你看着像个傻瓜。