A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
台上一个女士正在放声高歌，台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男人抱怨说，
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
“这是什么嗓子啊？你知道她是谁吗？”
The man beside him answered. "She is my wife."
那个男人回答，“她是我老婆。”
"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad.
“哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是说她嗓子不差，就是曲子太难听了。
I wonder who wrote that awful song."
我真是想不到谁会写出这么难听的曲子呢？”
"I did." said the man.
那个男人回答，“是我写的！”