An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
有个很健忘的人站在车水马龙的十字路口正中央，那里有个警察正忙着指挥交通，而他不断地去干扰这位值勤的警员，因为他搞不清楚方向。
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
他问道：“请问一下，警察先生，可以告诉我医院要怎么走吗？”
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
这个忙不过来的警察对他说：“就站在这里，你就会到医院了！”