英语幽默:不吃的理由
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    An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. "It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
    一对老年夫妇正在汉堡王里小心翼翼地将汉堡和薯条分成2份。一个客车司机很同情他们,于是提出要给老太太单独买份汉堡。“没关系,什么东西我们都是共同分享的,”老头说。
    A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists. "She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
    几分钟后,卡车司机发现老太太一点东西都没有吃。“我真的不介意为您妻子买份吃的”司机坚持地说,“她会吃的。”老头保证说,“什么东西我们都是共同分享的。”
    Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
    卡车司机不相信,于是问老太太“为什么你不吃呢?”
    The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
    “因为我在等着用我的假牙。”老太太说。

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