One Chinese person walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
在美国，一个中国人深夜进了一间酒吧，他看到了斯蒂文·斯皮尔伯格。

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
因为中国人是他的影迷之一，所以他快速地冲向了他，向他要签名。

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
但是，斯皮尔伯格给了他一巴掌，说：“你们中国人炸了我们的珍珠港，滚出去，”

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
惊讶的中国人说：“不是我们中国人炸了你们的珍珠港，是日本人。”“中国人，日本人，台湾人，你们都一样。”斯皮尔伯格说

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
作为回报，中国人回赠了斯皮尔伯格一巴掌，说：“你把泰坦尼克号弄沉了，我的祖先在船上。”斯皮尔伯格震惊的说：“是冰山弄沉的，不是我。”

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
中国人说，“冰山，斯皮尔伯格，嘉士伯，你们都一样。”

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