英语幽默:更聪明的Blonde
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         A blonde thought if she died her hair brown she would become smarter. While driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked him "If I guess how many sheep you have will you let me have one?" The man said "Sure." Well she looked over and over and said 73. He said "Wow you're good." So the blonde claimed her prize. 


         While walking her back to the car the man said "If I guess your hair color can you give me my dog back?"

     

         一个Blonde想如果她把头发染成棕色,她将会变得聪明一些。在乡村中开车时她发现一个农夫正在赶羊,于是她问他:“如果我猜中你有多少只羊,你能给我一只羊吗?”农夫说:“当然可以。”Blonde看了一遍又一遍,说道:“73只。”农夫说:“哇,你真棒。”所以Blonde得到了她的奖励。


         正在她要回到车中时,农夫说道:“如果我猜中你头发的颜色,你能把我的狗还给我吗?”

     

         Tips:所谓Blonde jokes就是关于金发美女的笑话,因为外国人认为金发美女都是*大无脑的。

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