Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

"I think my friend is dead!" he yells. "What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

两个猎人在森林里打猎，突然一人晕倒了。他的呼吸停止，眼神呆滞。另外一个人掏出手机，拨打911。

“我想我的朋友死了！”他喊道，“我该怎么办？”

接线员说：“请冷静。首先，请确认他是否真的死了。”

接着一阵沉寂，然后是一声枪响。回到电话中，猎人接着说：“好了，然后呢？”