1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"

 

2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。"

 

3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"

 

4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！"

 

5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。"

 

6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。"

 

7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！"

 

8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。"

 

9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。"

 

10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

在咨询师办公室："变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。