双语幽默：去国会

　　To Congress

　　After voting on Election Day, I stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for the man ahead of me, the customer joked, "Do you guarantee there don't have any calories?"

　　Straight-faced, the clerk responsed, "Absolutely no calories."

　　"You know where you'll go if you lie like this?" the man teased.

　　"Yes," said the cashier. "To Congress."

　　去国会

　　选举日投票之后，我在一家面包店前停了下来。当收款员为排在我前面的人包起桂皮卷和炸面圈时，那名顾客开玩笑道：“你敢肯定这些东西不含任何卡路里?”

　　那名职员板着面孔回答说：“绝对没有卡路里。”

　　“你知道你那样撒谎会去哪儿吗?”那人取笑道。

　　“知道，”收款员说道，“去国会。”