我希望我是一份报纸

Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.

妻子对每天都读报纸的丈夫说，“我希望我是一份报纸，这样我整天都能在你手中”。

丈夫回答：“我也希望如此，这样我每天都能换你了。”