My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

我爸比我妈大14岁，最近一直在写遗嘱。一次家宴上，他告诉我们说他为母亲以后的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的话，家里的房子将归我们五个孩子所有。

"I don't want another S.O.B. toasting his shins(小腿骨) around my fireplace," he explained.

“我可不愿意另外哪个狗娘养的在我的火炉旁烤他的狗腿，”他解释道。

With a sly grin, Mother cracked, "What makes you think I'd marry another S.O.B?"

妈妈狡猾地咧了咧嘴，讥诮道：“你怎么认为我会再嫁给一个狗娘养的?”